August282014

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
August272014

bri-loves-cats:

ramblingsarcasm:

king-samanthian:

forget-the-maps:

Want

Calvin and Hobbes: the college years

WHAT.

Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”

Until I saw that last gif.

(Source: sizvideos, via yes--indeed)

August232014
August212014
fangirlscrapbook:

Oh, really? Where do they go? A PG movie that their parents drove them to? Who buys the Happy Meals? And do they use their allowance money?

fangirlscrapbook:

Oh, really? Where do they go? A PG movie that their parents drove them to? Who buys the Happy Meals? And do they use their allowance money?

(Source: boymeetsworldconfessions)

August162014

andrewquo:

WHY VIRGINITY MATTERS

my thoughts on virginity. gonna follow a ton of people who reblog, so please do!

(via ryanvallejo)

3PM
August142014
eyesexwithfinn:

Please feel free to fill this one up and submit it to me whenever thank.

eyesexwithfinn:

Please feel free to fill this one up and submit it to me whenever thank.

(Source: dylanharries, via nyannyanimakitten)

August122014
August112014

jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

(via goddammitgandalf)

August102014

eren-the-dork:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

ThE PICTURE CHANGES EVERYTIME I SEE IT

(Source: mlghaxor, via ryanvallejo)

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